now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story
ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war
this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
before listening to beyoncé
after listening to beyoncé
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground